TTAK needs content. You need knives. To satisfy our mutual desires, we’re offering a $100 gift card for the best YouTube video of a knife collection. We’re looking for pithiness (no longer than 5:00 in total length), the quality of the collection itself (needn’t be expensive) and the narrator’s ‘tude (humor always welcome). Upload your entry to YouTube and then email the link to TTAK Commander-in-Chief Chris Dumm at firstname.lastname@example.org. The contest closes—and winner announced—on May 15.