South Knoxville has its share of bizarre crime stories (the ice cream truck got held up at gunpoint a couple of years back. Seriously?!?). Apparently there was an altercation outside of a local “gentleman’s club” last weekend which resulted in a bouncer getting shot with an arrow.
The comment section of this article from the Knoxville News Sentinel is definitely good for a laugh. My personal favorite:
“I wonder what happened to the apple?”
Another honorable mention goes to the reader who hypothesized that since they were barred from the use of firearms, the perpetrator (who is still at large) must have been Bo or Luke Duke.