What do you do with an oversized hook-bladed knife so ugly that even one of J.R.R. Tolkien’s goblins wouldn’t be caught dead with it? Call it “Tactical” and give it a military-sounding name. Hence the “M48 Hawk Tactical Harpoon.” Want one?
If you listen carefully you’ll learn that it features “A razor-sharp blade that will slice through anything like butter.” I guess that means peanut butter, margarine, cream cheese and soft-boiled eggs don’t stand a chance.
I don’t care if it’s only $22.99; I’m voting with the goblins on this one. Yeech.