Will and Ryan pretty much nail it here. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
We’ve all seen these cable knife shows, where some Walter Sobchek lookalike extolls the ‘surgical steel’ blades and ‘tactical’ designs of craptastic Chinese mystery-metal knives. It’s been several months since I last channel-surfed through one, and I’m a little sad that I won’t get to see another QVC busker carve himself up an unwanted basket of ‘Filet Of Finger’ when the lock fails on his ‘Klingon Fighting Dagger.’
This isn’t the same knife-sale fail I saw live several years ago, but it’s a goodie. This junk-vendor almost commits unintentional hara kiri on live TV, compliments of a non-Japanese, non-laminated, non-Samurai sword. It almost teaches him right, trying to sell unsafe garbage like that.