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Send Your Refrigerator A Message With Ninja Knife Magnets

Image: Mollaspace.comThey’re keychains! They’re magnetic! They look like the ends of throwing knives! These $9 refrigerator magnets can send your ‘fridge (or your roommates) a message that you’re not a man to be messed with. And as long as you don’t put them in your pocket with your credit cards, nobody will get hurt.

Image: Mollaspace.com

Nine bucks isn’t an exorbitant price for a bit of clever and cheeky design, but I personally can’t use them on my refrigerator because the dangling shiny keys also make them perfect cat toys. My daughters’ overfed couch dragons would knock them off the door and chase them under the sofa before you could say bansai, and my keys would go missing for days on end.

 

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6 responses to ‘Send Your Refrigerator A Message With Ninja Knife Magnets

  1. I wonder how strong the magnets are. The most any of the pictures show is two keys, but I have four or five of varying sizes. I suppose you could always just use it to keep the key to the shed, the fitness center, or the padlock on the grill handy.

  2. My biggest hypothetical concern would be my daughters getting expelled from school if they got caught with these at school. Zero Tolerance policies are the refuge of petty tyrants and incompetents.

    • That just about sums up our public school system. Bloody crying shame, it really is.

      Even the best “right-wing” principals can only do so much. I was fortunate going through high school- my principal never made a big deal the day I accidentally brought one of my CRKTs.

      According to legend and ancient manuscripts, there was a time when you could sharpen a pencil with a pocketknife, if the pencil sharpener was broken.

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