When you’re listening to iTunes with your ex-girlfriend/roommate, sometimes it’s safer to click ‘shuffle’ than ‘repeat.’ Vernett Bader’s ex-boyfriend/roommate/slashing victim has learned this painful lesson the hard way.
ABC News 4 fills in the deets:
When officers arrived, Bader was standing outside the house with another man who told police the victim had several cuts on his arms and hands. Bader caused all of the cuts, the report states.
When police talked to the victim, he said he had been listening to The Eagles when Bader told him that she did not want to hear the classic rock band’s songs. So the man told her to shut up, the report states.
Bader responded by allegedly getting a 14-inch serrated bread knife and swung it at the man repeatedly, the report states. The victim wrestled the knife away from Bader, but she came back with another knife before the victim could run and lock himself in the bathroom.
A 14-inch serrated knife? He’s lucky she didn’t filet him with it, but at least it probably didn’t have a very good stabbing point or he’d be dead.
But this is just beyond stupid. If somebody forced you to listen to a marathon session of Miley Cyrus studio outtakes, I could totally understand slashing the shit out of them. (Not that I’d do it, but I’d certainly sympathize.)
But hating on the Eagles? Take it easy, lady.