Irresponsible Knife Owner of the Day

Irresponsible Knife Owner Of The Day: Jason Voorhees Wanna-Be

Image courtesy WikipediaHow many times was Jason killed off in the Friday The 13th saga? Too many to count (unless you’re a total slasher-flic fanatic) but apparently not enough. Now some a__hole wants people to think that Jason is alive and well, in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. A woman answered her door at 1:50 a.m. Sunday morning (ignoring one of the cardinal rules of horror-suspense films, BTW) and came F2F with an unconvincing Jason Voorhees impersonator. Unconvincing, except for the knife he threatened her with; that part was pretty convincing.

From the Lehigh Valley Morning Call:

This may have been a Halloween prank, but the fun could be over if police find out who’s behind it.

A Lower Macungie Township woman answered a knock on her door at 1:50 a.m. Sunday to find a man wearing a white mask similar to the one worn by serial killer “Jason” in the “Friday the 13th” horror movie series.

The man was holding a large knife. He “pointed and motioned the knife” toward the woman, said several things and then fled, state police at Fogelsville said.

…The suspect is described as a black man between 6 feet and 6-feet-4-inches tall weighing about 230 pounds. He had short black hair and was wearing a dark-colored jumpsuit. Police said he left in a green sedan with three other men.

This guy is clearly an amateur, because Jason isn’t African-American, and he always works alone.



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7 responses to ‘Irresponsible Knife Owner Of The Day: Jason Voorhees Wanna-Be

  1. Fvck me. Who opens a door at 1.50 am without knowing who’s there? If this story is true, this woman is to stupid to live. 2 people in this story deserve the Darwin award. The lady and the soon to be bullet riddled Jason wannabe.

  2. A woman simply answers her door at 2AM without first seeking to find out who is outside? Really? Is she a college student or a low-IQ gene-pool reject? It is of course her word that the knife was real. Irresponsible sheeple of the day: the woman who answered the door.

  3. If the sheep never see a wolf they don’t know what hit them when the wolf shows up. Clueless would be another word you could use.

  4. Woah… lighten up guys. Lotta victim blaming goin on here. She may be dummer than a bag of rocks, or she may have been expecting her boy freind after he finished his shift at Applebees. Or she may have had been carrying a handgun when she opened the door (which would explane why the guy ran off, instead of going full Friday the 13th). There’s a lot of stupid people out there, but I’m not going to automatically assume this women is one of them.

    • Even opening the door at 3am while holding a handgun without first safely demanding to know who is outside is dumb. It is also dumb to ass-u-me that the person outside is someone you know and are expecting.

      She might not even be a victim and might have actually made up the entire event for the attention or another reason. It has happened before and will happen again.

      A couple years ago, in southern California, a woman who headed up the local VA hospital therapy department claimed that she was assaulted in her home during the late afternoon. It turned out to be a ploy to get her husband to agree to move to a new neighborhood. She lost her job and her husband.

  5. Maybe it’s the result of post-waking grog. Y’know, the fellow hits the wrong address, mumbles “several things” (maybe apologies) and then leaves with his friends.

    Just a thought. But seriously, who the hell answers the door to that unless they think they can compete in the ensuing “You think that’s a knife?” contest?

  6. One would assume a look through the peep hole should solve the question about who is knocking at my door.

    If I saw a guy that big holding a knife all conversations and following shots would be through the door, not its opening.


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