Knife Tip: If You Don’t Lock Your Phone, Lock Your Knife Drawer.

Image courtesy NY Daily NewsHell hath no fury like a woman who finds nude pictures of another woman on your cell phone. I don’t speak from personal experience here, but we can all learn from the sad tale of Alec Katsnelson. When his girlfriend saw a naked selfie from some other broad on his cell phone, prosecutors say she attacked him with two steak knives and nearly killed him.

Katsnelson testified in the trial of ex-girlfriend Yekaterina Pusepa in New York City on November 14th. The NY Daily News takes it from here:

Katsnelson, a St. John’s University dropout and former night manager of a Duane Reade drugstore, said he and Pusepa got into an argument May 11, 2012, when he received a nude photo on his cell phone from a woman while they were out at a bar.

“I tried to reason with her,” said Katsnelson, adding the fight only intensified when they reached his Gold St. apartment in the Financial District.

He said she ignored his apologies for 40 minutes before retrieving two 12-inch steak knives from the kitchen.

“As soon as I saw the knives, I got scared,” he said.

Pusepa came at him with the knives extended, screaming “I hate you! I hate you!” Katsnelson said. He said she backed him into a wall and he knocked one of the knives out of her hand.

“The knife, it flew. I don’t know where it went,” Katsnelson said. Then, he said, Pusepa stabbed him in the chest with the other blade.

Twelve-inch steak knives? That dude must eat some pretty righteous steaks. But I digress, because this is where the story stopped being funny. The second blade punctured Katsnelson’s left lung and nicked his heart, and he staggered downstairs before collapsing on the sidewalk. The Black Widow Pusepa is claiming that she was only defending herself, but she torpedoed her own story when she initially told police that Katsnelson had been stabbed by ‘some black man.’

A psycho and a racist, all in the same girlfriend? Katsnelson really knew how to pick ’em, didn’t he? At least he’ll have another chance to date non-psychos. Maybe the nude selfie chick is still into him? She should be easy to find, since he’s already got her digits.

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  1. Matt in FL says:

    Google Image Search shows that crazy:hot ratio is pretty even with this one. Yowza.

  2. Aharon says:

    Interesting how the NY Daily News media story starts off describing him as a school drop-out (left St. John’s before graduating; who cares?) as if that has anything to do with his character. Love the pic with her boobs resting on the table.

    Based on her net pics, Yekaterina Pusepa enjoys role playing as a sexy cop and using handcuffs. She should fit right in with the prison population and guards.

  3. Derek says:

    Looks, Intelligence, Emotional Stability/Sanity/Impulse Control. Women get to pick two… :mrgreen:

  4. Jim Bullock says:

    Twelve-inch steak knives?

    Probably carving knives, but that’s the point. Is this simple ignorance, or blurring distinctions to make normal things seem scary – like “military power firearms” used for hunting, to make hunting weapons scary.

    1. Sam L. says:

      Might be overall length, as it doesn’t say 12″ blades.

  5. Paul B says:

    Why would you take her home? Nuts on both ends for this one. I know crazy can equate to hot sex, but sometimes you need to think out side the box.

    1. Aharon says:

      Which box?

      1. Paul B says:

        The little one.

        1. Aharon says:

          Do you think she is trying to stare down the judge into thinking about her box and to forget about all the evidence complied against her?

  6. Paul B says:

    Could be…she definitely has the stare down look.

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