Coming Soon From Cold Steel: More Oddly-Disturbing Knife Porn. I Can’t Wait!

WTH are Lynn Thompson and Cold Steel up to with these ‘Apocalypse Proof’ teasers?

Web searches for ‘cold steel apocalypse proof’ only yield a single jibberish catalog page from Cold Steel, which is so empty and nonfunctional I’m starting to think it’s a deliberately-placed red herring. Good on them if they’re playing me like a chump, because I fell right for it.

And since I don’t have any moles in the Cold Steel org chart, I’ll just have to wait to find out like everybody else.

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  1. Sam L. says:

    My hopes, they are not up. My interest, a weak pulse it shows.

  2. Duncan Idaho says:

    For a little bit, I was sort of excited for their new-for-2014 Man-at-Arms series of “budget” swords, but then I moved on to less expensive, prettier options.

    I’m pretty happy with the Norse Hawk I got from them, but barring any additional tomahawk purchases or any new, ultra-cool European-themed machete-sword (like their gladius machete, but cooler), I’ll probably quit while I’m ahead, so to speak.

    Their advertisements sure are funny to watch, though.

  3. American Renaissance Now says:

    Comical he may appear, but has Lynn C. Thompson ever had to answer to any of the families bereaved via the ‘toys’ he floods markets with by shamelessly vicious selling to the lowest intelligence / highest impulsivity human types ?
    Does anyone, anywhere have the statistics for misuse of Cold Steel products in The USA ?
    Cold Steel marketing = Overweight hooligans getting out of breath assaulting objects ??? – Comical without being funny…
    Cold Steel is one of a number of entities that have caused The USA to lose it’s once most respected status in the world & become the butt of everyone’s jokes.

    1. Matt in FL says:

      I think this is an apropos time for a “Lighten up, Francis.”

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Coming Soon From Cold Steel: More Oddly-Disturbing Knife Porn. I Can’t Wait!

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