I know that a shovel is pushing the boundaries of our mission here at TTAK, but I would like to make a larger point. Hoplophobia is a mental disorder. You can ban all of the guns, knives, or miscellaneous pointy things. Then you need to ban the blunt objects, rocks and so on. You will never run out of tools to ban.
Assault is assault. Murder is murder. Fearing the tool instead of the perpetrator is folly. It doesn’t matter the tool that is used. In the mean time enjoy the video. It is hysterical though most certainly NSFW.
If the YouTube Video gets taken down again, you can see the whole thing at Deadspin.