If you have never heard of Joran van der Sloot, congrats on being off the grid enough to have missed the media coverage said scumbag. Mr. van der Sloot remains the primary suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, a US teen on holiday in the Aruba , and was later being convicted of the murder of a young Peruvian woman.
While Peruvian prison officials deny this, van der Sloot’s lawyer reports that he has been attacked in multiple incidents, though he did not go into further detail. I don’t feel like this waste of life is worth spilling either tears or digital ink over, but I felt I would be remiss in not mentioning it. If you want to read more, you can do it here.
Back to my Benchmade review. Van der Sloot is not worth any more of my time or yours.