Help Wanted: Must be handy with a sword; dry-cleaning allowance negotiable (Updated)

Apply to the House of Saud. (from Yahoo) As our “ally” ramps up their liquidation of their surplus population, they are advertising for 8 vacant executioner positions. They have already executed 85 people this year, for crimes ranging from apostasy, drug trafficking, rape, and murder. Applicants must also perform amputations on those convicted of thievery and … Continue reading Help Wanted: Must be handy with a sword; dry-cleaning allowance negotiable (Updated)