Irresponsible Knife Owner of the Day

Irresponsible Knife User of the Day: Oklahoma Taco Bell WiFi Woman

I am working on a more cerebral piece for tonight, but I had a minute and thought I would share this little news nugget.

There are a few things in this world that might drive me to violence, however neither Taco Bell nor WiFi signal strength are among those. Not so for Amber Lynn Henson of Oklahoma. When she became angry at the quality of the restaurant’s WiFi, she went to get a drink at the water fountain.

From KRMG.com

“Police say she chose to take out her anger on a couple of teenagers.  She’s accused of dumping water on a teenage boy inside the restaurant.

Things quickly escalated when that same boy and another teenager walked outside.  Henson was waiting for them and she had a knife.

She allegedly told the teenagers, “If you want some of me, come on.”

Henson left the scene, without anybody getting stabbed.  Still, she was tracked down on Thursday, thanks to the power of social media.

Officers posted pictures of Henson on Facebook and received a positive ID from the public.  Police say they tracked Henson down and took her into custody.

She had the knife in her sock.

Henson faces a count of assault with a dangerous weapon.

No word on if Taco Bell’s Wi-Fi has been fixed

There is also no word on if alcohol was involved.

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2 responses to ‘Irresponsible Knife User of the Day: Oklahoma Taco Bell WiFi Woman

  1. Charming vignettes like this have become rather typical here in my hometown of Portland, Oregon, the City of Roses, Tramps, Loafers, Teen Runaways, Drug addicts, Scabby Beggars, and Ineffectual Local Politicians.

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