Inappropriate knife use: DIY hemorrhoid removal (NSFW)

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Removal was complicated by the blade’s hook. (h/t TomoNews)

A 54 year old man in China had to visit the ER after getting what appears to be a 6″+ knife stuck in his butt. He reported extreme frustration with a 20-year case of hemorrhoids and decided to take matters into his own hands.

(NSFW Video below jump)

Doctors’ examination showed that the man did not appear to have hemorrhoids at all. He was held for psych evaluation.

Apropos of nothing at all, polyembolokoilamania is the name for the psychological disorder where folks like to insert things into their bodily orifices. Just in case you were wondering.

 

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  1. stuartb says:

    This kind of suggests that there is an appropriate knife for dealing with your ‘Chalfonts’. Maybe the only good use I can think of for a karambit?

    1. Roger says:

      There’s a lot of good uses for a thousand+ year old design. It’s why the design has stuck around so long.

  2. sean webb says:

    yikes!!!

    that guy is a total moron, and jeez it makes me cringe just watching that video. hahaha

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