Irresponsible Knife Owner of the Day

Inappropriate knife use: DIY hemorrhoid removal (NSFW)

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Removal was complicated by the blade’s hook. (h/t TomoNews)

A 54 year old man in China had to visit the ER after getting what appears to be a 6″+ knife stuck in his butt. He reported extreme frustration with a 20-year case of hemorrhoids and decided to take matters into his own hands.

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Doctors’ examination showed that the man did not appear to have hemorrhoids at all. He was held for psych evaluation.

Apropos of nothing at all, polyembolokoilamania is the name for the psychological disorder where folks like to insert things into their bodily orifices. Just in case you were wondering.

 

Discussion

3 responses to ‘Inappropriate knife use: DIY hemorrhoid removal (NSFW)

  1. This kind of suggests that there is an appropriate knife for dealing with your ‘Chalfonts’. Maybe the only good use I can think of for a karambit?

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