Early Sunday Funny: Caption this

sword-play

Isis don’t have nuthin’ on my mad blade skillz

Yeah. I will leave that right there. Give it your best shot. Just try not to get us put on any watch lists okay?

 

comments

  1. BO’s MO: bringing a plastic light-saber to a swordfight, a metaphor for Barry’s foreign policy.

  2. Kevin says:

    “…and then bin Laden was like ‘I am so gonna kill you right now’ and I was like ‘how you gonna kill me with this in your chest?’ and the SEALs were like ‘Daaaammmn!’ It was awesome.”

  3. Kevin76 says:

    “Jedi mind trick…not working…congress…not obeying…acting like…coequal branch of government”

  4. cmeat says:

    “bill said a ‘magic wand’ solved his problems…”

    1. Behold! The Dildo of Freedom!

      1. Sam L. says:

        Now THAT’S funny!

  5. Vagh says:

    “Enough is enough”

  6. Scott says:

    Michelle doesn’t let me play with the butter knives, says they’re too dangerous.

  7. Sacorey says:

    A more elegant weapon… For a more civilized age.

    1. now, was i talking about the apparent adult novelty in his left hand or the extended finger of his right?

  8. RockyMountain9 says:

    Hm! This light saber is the wrong color!

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