This is what the internet is for. I couldn’t leave you with a lame drunken domestic violence fork stabbing as the “Funny” for the day. So there is this.
If I really want to stretch and tie this to knives, I have asked Will Woods to design and make me a Sgain dubh or Scottish sock-dagger to wear with my kilt. The one I have is a piece of crap, barely better than a letter opener, and I want something bad-ass.
Will Woods is a student of knife design, and yet has a distinct style of his own. I can think of no one I would rather have make me a knife that combines a classic knife design, with a modern twist in material and style.