Sunday Funny: These common household items could kill you (if you are a moron).

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“Two things are infinite, the Universe and Human stupidity. And I am not sure about the former” – Albert Einstein (maybe)

We at TTAK like to point out the misplaced fear that hoplophobes have of inanimate objects. There is no possible way to ban all items that might be dangerous if misused. Either human carelessness or misanthropic intent can turn virtually any innocuous item into a dangerous weapon.

Enter Clickhole, a spinoff site of The Onion. They have a list of 8 (7 really) common household items that can kill you (if you are an effing moron).

 I said there are actually 7 instead of 8. They use “mop” twice.

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From Clickhole: “Just about everyone has a basic mop in their kitchen, but if you’re a f***ing dipshit, you could almost certainly find some way to harm yourself with one.”

The list is in a similar snarky vein. And worthy of Sunday Funny designation.Read the whole thing.

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  1. Sam L. says:

    I vass not amussssed.

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