UK Man caught with knife in a fairly uncomfortable place…

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“…What? Like the back of a Volkswagon?

I never thought I would be able to drop a Mall Rats reference in a post, so +1 for me. Subtract major points from this upstanding (albiet uncomfortable) citizen of the United Kingdom.

From Daily Mirror:

A man was caught hiding a huge knife – in his backside.

Remi McDonagh was stopped by police who noticed him acting suspiciously outside a block of flats.

As the officers prepared to search the 29-year-old, they were stunned when he blurted out: “I don’t have any drugs, but I do have a knife between my bum cheeks.”

Police then extracted the weapon, a black and brass handled folding knife with a four inch blade.

At Macclesfield Magistrates’ Court on June 21, McDonagh, of Oscoft Road, Cheetham Hill, Manchester, admitted possession of a knife in a public place.

Magistrates sentenced him to six weeks in prison, suspended for 12 months, according to the Macclesfield Express .

I am not sure if I would call a 4″ folder “massive”, though I have no desire to determine the threshold for that particular carry method.

Video VERY NSFW:

comments

  1. stuartb says:

    Stainless steel?

    1. cmeat says:

      if not a patina for cutting cheese…

  2. cmeat says:

    how a eunuch maintains a brazilian…

  3. Daniel J. Benoit says:

    Inside or between LOL
    the man says between IDUNO
    No answer required.

    But I love what “cmeat” says ( I assume in reference to stainless steel ) —
    “if not, a patina from cutting cheese”

  4. me says:

    I wouldn’t have stuffed it down the back of my pants either. Nor the front side. But if he really wants to carry a knife that damn bad, I guess that is one way to do it. Better ways do exist though. But over in Europe they are more limited to what they are allowed to own as well as carry. I would visit there but sure as hell wouldn’t live there. Can’t have any of my toys in Europe.

  5. Sam L. says:

    Sounds to me that he was carrying in a private place.

  6. Icabod says:

    “Public Place?” Seems pretty private to me. Unless … forgetaboutit.

  7. Ajpeyerson says:

    Uncomfortable place. Like, in the back of a Volkswagen?

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