I have a couple of things today, posted for your enjoyment. The above comes from Editor Emeritus Chris Dumm who still does drop by from time to time.
Since that was only mildly amusing, and doesn’t leave me with a lot of commentary, here is a great video riffing on the ubiquitous Internet cooking videos. Just make sure to chose the right power-stone if you try this yourself.
And don’t crush your nuts with angry thoughts.