Sunday Funny

Sunday Funny: Defensive “Marital Aid” Use of the Day…

Call it our first example of  “DDU” or “Defensive Dildo Use”. When a man tried to rob the “Adult Store” where they were working, the intrepid employees began to pelt the perp with dildos. #cocksnotglocks

From  ABC7.com :

The attempted robbery, caught on surveillance video, happened Wednesday around 9:45 p.m. just before closing at Lotions & Lace.

A man walked in with his face covered pointing what appeared to be a gun.

Store employee “Amy” said she wasn’t scared. She was convinced the gun was a fake and she was having none of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS3dRL2g71g

“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” she said. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.”

She started yelling at him, and at one point he grabbed her. That’s when a coworker at the store started throwing sex toys at him. Eventually he fled the store empty-handed.

“I think he was a coward,” said the store’s other employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that were pretty feisty.”

They need one of these, in case he comes back:

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