After God made “Florida Man”, he created “Florida Woman” so that he would not be lonely and have someone to make the police blotter with. In this latest incident, a 36-year old Jupiter woman threatened to disembowel her brother for eating the last of her frozen peirogi.
What started as a verbal spat between the brother and sister over a plate of Polish dumplings quickly escalated and spilled outside the residence.
According to a police report cited by the Palm Beach Post, having been deprived of her hearty meal, Rounds flew into a homicidal rage and pulled a large dagger on her brother, threatening to slice the Eastern European treats out of his stomach.
The infuriated sister then allegedly used the knife to stab the hood of a truck where her brother’s girlfriend was sitting.
When police were called to the scene, Rounds had already left but officers tracked her down a half-mile from the house.
As someone born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, I am well acquainted with the culinary delight that is the Polish pierogi. I have sampled the offerings from some of the best pierogi establishments in Cleveland, I would never resort to violence if denied a plate of pillowy goodness. Especially not one of frozen pierogi.
And if the above story was not amusing enough, there is this…
Raviogie: I am not sure if they have the death penalty in Poland for that abomination, but they should.