Have you ever wanted to smash the matriarchy? Well, I have got the perfect weapon for you – the oosik.
Some male mammals have a penis bone. It is called a baculum. Oosik is the Native Alaskan word for the penis bone of walrus, sea lions, seals, and polar bears . Oosiks are often cut, carved, and/or polished. They have been used in weapon making (it is a bone) and as weapons themselves. A good example of one can be seen on the “Orcist” sword build done by Man At Arms: Reforged.
These things, though not common, are not really obscure . . . but that does not mean cheap. They are pricey enough that people make “synthetic” reproductions like they do for other animal bones. Yeah, faux oosik is a thing. I am inclined to call such a creation a “dildo”.
Still, I want (a real) one. That may sound weird but I do. As cheap as I am I might just have to settle for a horse femur.