Crime and Punishment

Woman stabs beau for declining threesome with another woman

When Teresa Gillard’s on-again/off-again boyfriend declined her offer of a threesome with a woman they met at an Arizona dog park, she reacted poorly. She stabbed her paramour multiple times with a pair of scissors.

From TheSmokingGun:

As detailed in a police report, Gillard told cops that she wanted to invite her new female acquaintance over for a threesome, which she and the victim “have always talked about doing.” But, Gillard added, her boyfriend “did not want to have a threesome because he wasn’t feeling well.”

The couple–who have dated, on and off, since 2008–began quarreling after the threesome proposal was rejected by the victim. A verbal argument between the pair eventually turned physical, investigators allege.

As first reported in Today’s News-Herald, as the dispute escalated, Gillard allegedly stabbed the victim several times in the arm and abdomen with a pair of scissors. The man, cops say, suffered only minor lacerations during the January 12 fracas.

During a police interview, Gillard reportedly admitted stabbing the victim in the arm. She also copped to drinking prior to the domestic confrontation, saying that she consumed two shots of peppermint schnapps and a Budweiser Straw-Ber-Rita beer. A breath test showed that Gillard’s blood alcohol content was .13 when she was booked into custody.

I am shocked, shocked, to learn that Gillard had been drinking. While stabbing someone with scissors is always a case of bad judgement, so was her choice in alcohol. Peppermint schnapps and Straw-Ber-Rita. I think I would rather be stabbed.

Discussion

5 responses to ‘Woman stabs beau for declining threesome with another woman

  1. imagine if she’d been pounding “4loko.”

    graduating to brass monkey and clamato chelada would be prudent. of course, she’ll need a knife for the limes…

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