Nightly Knife Porn: Gored Gourd Edition

Pumpkin Carving

Old photo. I forgot to buy candles for this year’s pumpkins

See what I did there? Feel free to TP my house in retribution.

Speaking of retribution, I am personally glad that the Statute of Limitations has run out on my teenage Halloween prank of disposing of about a dozen freezer-burned trout in mailboxes and under porches.

Apropos of nothing at all, my brother used to give potatoes to teenagers he believed were too old for trick-or-treating.

It is Halloween, while not many knives are to be seen in these photos, I figured it would be a nice diversion tonight. If you feel like sharing your pumpkin carving creations, either email me a picture at thetruthaboutknives@gmail.com or upload them to our Facebook Page,  or tag @knifetruth on Instagram.

Without futher ado…

 


The one where I test a drywall saw for pumpkin carving


My daughter has a thing for owls…

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba5Z5QRAKn0/?tagged=pumpkincarving

 

I finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy this past June. I dug it…

 

Don’t get your silver tooth knocked out…

 

Creepy…

 

Minion…

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba5BKK1lXxm/?tagged=propumpkincarver

 

Love the detail…

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bay2IagAXES/?tagged=propumpkincarver

 

Cruella…

https://www.instagram.com/p/9doCa6nzT8/?tagged=propumpkincarver

 

Love this one…

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Oa5J7RoZy/?tagged=propumpkincarver

 

And the scariest pumpkin of all…

scary pumpkin

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Nightly Knife Porn: Gored Gourd Edition

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