Knife-wielding man dons porn magazine armor and attempts to stab neighbor

porn magazine armor

Florida Man™ apparently has a cousin in Oklahoma. I today’s bizarre knife use, comes the tale of a modern day Don Quixote, clad in a suit of porn magazine armor, tilting at a windmill…or his neighbor.

From Fox News:

A man in Oklahoma was arrested Sunday after he reportedly showed up to his former neighbor’s house armed with knives and pornographic magazines taped to his chest as armor looking for a fight.

Police said Donald Gaither had an ongoing disagreement with his neighbor Troy Bagley, according to KXII. Gaither reportedly thought Bagley had gotten him kicked out of a mobile home park in Pontotoc County.

Things came to a head when Gaither showed up to Bagley’s home and yelled “come out and get some,” KFOR said.

Gaither was reportedly holding two knives with two more secured at his waist. He also had a large weight attached to a lanyard and had created a man-made armor of sorts, comprised of adult magazines taped to his body.

 

Gaither knives

Gaither had 4 knives on him at the time of his arrest.

 

It would have been better had he been armed with an alligator, however I have heard they are hard to come by in Oklahoma.

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  1. Sam L. says:

    The Crazy Years are upon us, and have been for some time.

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