Meghan Markle’s nephew blames Trump when busted with knife at UK Club

Meghan Markle's nephew blames Trump

The newly-anointed Duchess of Sussex’s nephew Tyler Dooley used a unique excuse when bouncers at a UK nightclub were about to discover his 4″ knife – He blamed Donald Trump. Specifically, he said he was carrying the knife in response to His Hairness’s comments (rightfully) describing the UK capital city as a “War zone with knives”.

From NYPost:

Dooley and a group family and friends were being frisked by bouncers at the club Bacchus in southwest London when he admitted to having the 4-inch blade, the paper said.

“I have a knife on me,” the US cannabis farmer allegedly said.

He then fumbled for an explanation about why he had it.

“He was going on about was how he’d brought it from America because Donald Trump had said London wasn’t safe,” according to a witness.

Security staff, meanwhile, called the police.

The story gets stranger, because according to the UK Telegraph:

The Dooleys have declined to comment, and reportedly “hid inside a bin cupboard at the Hilton DoubleTree hotel” when The Sun asked them about the incident.

Better to hide in a closet than to get in a high-speed chase with the press.

 

 


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  1. Matt in FL says:

    Also remember that those Britishers have a funny way of talking, and that makes the story even stranger. The second article says the family hid in a “bin cupboard;” remember bin is the UK term for garbage can. So what comes to mind is one of those garbage can cabinets like you see at the fast food restaurant. Sure enough, when I did a Google search for “bin cupboard,” all the image results were some variation on that fast food restaurant garbage can theme. I’m dying to know if they actually hid inside one of those, or if this is just a language variation confusion situation.

  2. Sam L. says:

    “Cannabis farmer” tells me all I need to know.

    1. Better USA grown than imported.

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