Bringing a Right Hook to a Knife Fight

“Newark (Delaware) police have surveillance photos of a female suspect who they say tried to rob a 74-year-old man with a knife on Monday morning.” And might actually assist in her capture if they’d put more than just a thumbnail-sized photo of her on their web site. Here’s the good news, though: “She demanded cash while waving the knife in front of the man, officers say, but the man refused to comply. He then roundhouse punched her in the face, authorities say.” You gotta love old dudes, especially when they don’t get themselves killed. She’s still on the loose, but you know those Delawareans. They always get their man. Woman. Whatever.


  1. Aharon says:

    Yeah, it always gives me a smile when I read about an elderly man (or woman) refusing to comply with a mugger and then punching her (or him) in the face.

    In other news according to CNN, Bradley Manning has announced that he is going to begin gene hormone therapy, as soon as possible, so to begin living as a woman. He now wants to be known as Chelsea Manning. Not even Hollywood can make stories like this one up. Will today’s modern PC gender-sensitive Army policies provide Chelsea with his err her treatment while in prison? Stay tuned.

  2. Sam L. says:

    Changing his name to Chelsea reminds me of Chelsea Clinton, which reminds me of Slick Willy and Hillary!

    Go, Ms.(to be????) Manning.

  3. jwm says:

    Well, where he’s/she’s going they’ll be happy to treat him like a woman.

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Bringing a Right Hook to a Knife Fight

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