“Newark (Delaware) police have surveillance photos of a female suspect who they say tried to rob a 74-year-old man with a knife on Monday morning.” And myfoxphilly.com might actually assist in her capture if they’d put more than just a thumbnail-sized photo of her on their web site. Here’s the good news, though: “She demanded cash while waving the knife in front of the man, officers say, but the man refused to comply. He then roundhouse punched her in the face, authorities say.” You gotta love old dudes, especially when they don’t get themselves killed. She’s still on the loose, but you know those Delawareans. They always get their man. Woman. Whatever.