Caption This: “Assault-Doorstop” edition.


We must ban assault-doorstops, for the children.

I came across the above image on the Blacksmithing for Beginners Facebook Page. I am not sure what to make of it, but I don’t think it will hold an edge very well. Caption away…


  1. Dave McIntyre says:

    TSA approved.

  2. You have to sharpen until you feel the burl form on one side, then switch sides.

  3. C. S. MacMillan says:

    The perfect kitchen utensil for cutting large blocks of butter at the picnic table in Texas in August.
    Go to prison for aggravated assault and not homicide.
    Dent the skull not cleave it.

    Okay, back to work.

  4. If the head were made of something like OSB, it would be a CPM axe-head. Crucible Particle Maple hehe!

  5. it is somewhat superfluous, just beat them with the handle.

  6. Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Grinders?, we don’t need no stinkin’ grinders….”*

    *sandpaper will suffice.

  7. stuartb says:

    Knot for chopping

  8. superdupergrover says:

    he must have read the manual backwards– the handle should be wood and the blade steel.

  9. cmeat says:

    petrified of hatchets? i wooden axe that.

  10. Evan says:

    In Soviet Russia, wood chop you.

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Caption This: “Assault-Doorstop” edition.

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