Caption This: Beach Blanket Butchery edition

Photographer Frank Petronio seems like a good guy. I have never met him, but anyone who gets to spend his time shooting firearms and topless models can’t be all bad. He is extremely active on Instagram, and it is through that medium that we have corresponded. 

Editor note: Frank pulled down most his Instagram since this posted. His reason is legit and he will be back up in a couple of months. Go ahead and follow him anyway, it will be clear when he comes back. 

You can see more of his work at his website: or follow him on Instagram (@petroniofrank). Some of his stuff is a bit NSFW (OMG Boob!) but check it out when you have the chance. His portraiture is really tremendous. He has a way of capturing eyes in particular that can be quite enchanting.

In the mean time, please give these shots a caption for us if you would be so kind.


It told me my roots were showing.

Happy Friday folks.



  1. PeterK says:

    Enthusiasm: Excellent.
    Technique: Needs work.

  2. Sam L. says:

    It’s DEAD, Jim, but it had grit.

  3. cmeat says:

    top one: kitty preparing lunch for her first date with red. he wisely kept the thought “dumbass” to himself.

  4. cmeat says:

    bottom one: “you’re late. my last boyfriend was late once…”

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