Caption This, win a SOB Morale Patch

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The Pajama Ninja strikes again.

I don’t have a lot of time to write tonight, I have been doing a bit of knife testing. Apropos of nothing at all, I really like the ergonomics of the Cold Steel Canadian Belt Knife, and the Wilmont Wharny chops maple like a small axe.

We are riding the tail end of an Instalance on the Katana-wielding homeowner post, so I want to keep the ball rolling. Since the response on the Eagles title mini-contest was only middlin’, I am yanking the SOB Tactical morale patch from that one and will award it to the best comment here. I was ambushed by a light-saber wielding ninja this evening who I believe also kidnapped Thing 1. I was able to snap a photo, so caption away.

I want to welcome our new readers and thank the Good Doctor for tossing us the Brass Ring of Blogging once again.



  1. caption contest says:

    “With the budget cutbacks, the DoD was forced to employ ninjas…with pajamas…and balloons for swords…”

  2. I_Like_Pie says:

    “Say ‘homework’ again. Say ‘homework’ again, I dare you, I double dare you m#####f####r, say ‘homework’ One. More. Time!”

  3. Sam L. says:

    I want pie! No pie, you DIE!

  4. Jonathan says:

    Im going to need 72 virgins to take care of these blue balls

  5. stuartb says:

    Jihad Jane, leader of ISIS-lite

  6. Koop says:

    I assure you, my skill with a tetsubo is unmatched. If you value your life, there will be no mention of bedtime or you will experience a beating the likes of which you have never known.

  7. cmeat says:

    the burqa bedtime terrorist’s demands run head on into the local “we don’t negotiate” policy.

  8. AW1Ed says:

    *Nobody* expects the Pajama Ninja! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise!

    1. Sam L. says:

      And physical strength! Our chief weapons are surprise, fear, and physical strength. And Whacker skills! Our chief weapons are surprise, fear, physical strength, and Whacker skills! Mad Whacker skills! No One Expects The Spanish Ninja Inquisition!

  9. John Botts says:

    We have to ban guns, and knives, for the safety of our childer….wait, is that a kid?? Uh we need to ban ninjas, and swords, and uh, pink pajamas, or balloons, wait, uh ban children for the safety of our guns and knives, wait, uh…dang maybe we need to consult with Lord Bloomburg on what we should be banning!

  10. Ajax says:

    En guard…I’ll let you try my Wu-Tang style!

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