Quote of the Day: We will beat you with our shovels

Apparently, Senior Enlisted Adviser to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Army Command Sergeant Major John Wayne Troxell is in a little hot water because well…feels and stuff. From ABCNews: “If they surrender, we will safeguard them to their detainee facility cell, provide them chow, a cot and due process,” Troxell wrote. “HOWEVER, if they choose […]

Quote of the Day: Canadian Looney edition

“(Pepper spray legalization) places the onus on women to defend themselves rather than focusing on addressing and preventing gender-based violence” – Patty Hadju, Canadian MP. The derp is strong in this one. It puts the “Knucklehead” in Caknucklehead. It is more ridiculous than trying to pass of thin slices of ham-like meat as bacon. MP […]