Florida Woman calls herself “Freddy Krueger”, attempts to stab boyfriend

Not actually the perp’s mugshot. (image)

Florida Woman™ is at it again. This time she was arrested for threatening her boyfriend with a knife while calling herself “Freddy Krueger”.

From FanSided:

The Destin Log claims that the police placed a woman into custody after an incident involving her boyfriend and their son at their shared home.

The woman, whom has not yet been identified, allegedly chased her boyfriend outside of their home while brandishing a knife. Threatening him with it, she said her name was “Freddy Krueger” and she was going to “cut” him, at least according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office police report. After the threats, “Freddy” took her son and left the scene, but not before the cops were called.

A short while later, Mrs. Krueger was located in a car with her son. Although the child was not threatened or harmed, he was totally nude, and police say the woman used one of his stuffed animals to hide the knife.

As I have said before: “Florida…providing the world punchlines since 1845.


Apropos of nothing at all…


  1. Sam L. says:

    She ain’t no lady, that’s for sure.

    1. cmeat says:

      you tell her that.

    2. Chase M. says:

      “…But she’s always a woman to me…..”

  2. Sam L. says:

    Aug 1, 8:03 PM, linked at Instapundit.

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Florida Woman calls herself “Freddy Krueger”, attempts to stab boyfriend

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