Meanwhile, In George Orwell’s Britain…

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From George Orwell’s 1984:

“In the walls of the cubicle there were three orifices. To the right of the speakwrite, a small pneumatic tube for written messages, to the left, a larger one for newspapers; and in the side wall, within easy reach of Winston’s arm, a large oblong slit protected by a wire grating.

This last was for the disposal of waste paper. Similar slits existed in thousands or tens of thousands throughout the building, not only in every room but at short intervals in every corridor. For some reason they were nicknamed memory holes. When one knew that any document was due for destruction, or even when one saw a scrap of waste paper lying about, it was an automatic action to lift the flap of the nearest memory hole and drop it in, whereupon it would be whirled away on a current of warm air to the enormous furnaces which were hidden somewhere in the recesses of the building.

Every inhabitant of Oceania, er, the United Kingdom should recognize this fetching, robin’s-egg blue receptacle. It is Britain’s modern version of Orwell’s ‘memory hole,’ where politically inconvenient articles are disposed of. In this case, the politically inconvenient articles are knives.

And they’re inconvenient because the explosion of knife crime in the U.K. is directly related to the helpless disarmament of its citizens. British thugs know that their prey have all been defanged, and that the only real danger in their profession is accidentally tergeting an undercover cop or another thug.

But you have to laugh (else you’d go crazy) at the corny slogan and the ‘scary’ knife graphic on this memory hole.

  • It’s got a thumb stud, because only criminals have thumbs.
  • It’s also got partial serrations, which we all know were only designed for ripping out the throats of Metro riders and little children.
  • It’s got a locking blade, which is only made for criminals because who else needs locks in a society as safe as Britain?
  • It’s got a scary black handle. Because black is scary. That’s why.

In Britain, of course, a farmer’s Opinel is just as feloniously illegal as the generic EDC knife shown on the box. We continue to be amazed and appalled at Britain’s continuing saga of autocastration, and it just keeps happening anyway.

What would Winston Churchill have had to say about any contrivance called a ‘Surrender Bin?’

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender



  1. J- says:

    If you are looking for appropriate Orwell quotes for this, might I suggest:”That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer’s cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

    In the UK, they already took the rifles, and are now asking for the knives. Give it a little while longer and they will start taking the knives.

    1. Chris Dumm says:

      Well put.

  2. Steven De Staercke says:

    The problem with the whole thing is that if someone wants to commit a crime he/she will find a knife just about anywhere. Any kitchen or steak knife will do.
    You cannot stop criminals from committing knife crimes regardless of a knife bin.

    People who just want to carry a tool, are punished like schoolchildren.

  3. Last Marine out says:

    And than they came for the bricks, and I said nothing, last they came for the rocks around my garden and took me too…

  4. PubliusII says:

    So just what do they use in British kitchens when the need arises to: slice veggies, debone fish, cut a steak to size, peel an orange, slice a tomato, dice carrots, etc., etc., etc., in saecula saeculorum?

    Inquiring minds, both here and abroad and on all the ships at sea, earnestly wish to know.

  5. Dyspeptic says:

    The irony here is that Brits derisively refer to the French as “surrender monkeys”. Seems to me that the real simian champions of surrender are the Brits themselves. How much more of this sort of insidious devolution can Britain absorb before the British people finally wake up and realize Orwell was right?

  6. Sam L. says:

    The bin should say, “Deposit your freedom here.”

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