OK, that’s a fairly liberal interpretation of events, as described by nypost.com. The paper reports that Joann “no e” Clarke’s boyfriend called the po-po to his Pelham Bay apartment last year, “telling a 911 dispatcher Clarke was emotionally disturbed and ‘might hurt herself.’ Officers found Clarke with steak and carving knives, cutting into her own body before eventually running at one of them with a knife in hand, according to a published report.” So an unnamed officer (of course) shot her. And missed. “That’s when one of the officers fired his weapon, hitting the 43-year-old in the leg in the March 2012 incident. Clarke claims the officers were negligent, ‘unfit, incompetent and/or improperly or insufficiently trained,’ according to a Bronx Supreme Court suit filed this month.” She forgot to mention the mandatory 11-lbs “New York Trigger” on his Glock. Anyone seem The Incredibles?