I never thought I would be able to drop a Mall Rats reference in a post, so +1 for me. Subtract major points from this upstanding (albiet uncomfortable) citizen of the United Kingdom.
From Daily Mirror:
A man was caught hiding a huge knife – in his backside.
Remi McDonagh was stopped by police who noticed him acting suspiciously outside a block of flats.
As the officers prepared to search the 29-year-old, they were stunned when he blurted out: “I don’t have any drugs, but I do have a knife between my bum cheeks.”
Police then extracted the weapon, a black and brass handled folding knife with a four inch blade.
At Macclesfield Magistrates’ Court on June 21, McDonagh, of Oscoft Road, Cheetham Hill, Manchester, admitted possession of a knife in a public place.
Magistrates sentenced him to six weeks in prison, suspended for 12 months, according to the Macclesfield Express .
I am not sure if I would call a 4″ folder “massive”, though I have no desire to determine the threshold for that particular carry method.
Video VERY NSFW: