I lit the wood stove for the first time of the year and am pacing back and forth in the shop. Last time around, I was surprised that Romney did not outlast my cigar, and already tonight The Donald has made a better show of it.
A Trump win is better for the Second Amendment, and that alone would have won him my vote were I not a citizen of the one-party theocracy that is Tennessee. And Hildebeast makes it hard to teach my children civics. (“Some animals are more equal than others”)
So here I am, pacing my shop, playing with the blowgun I bought for Game 7 last week. Darts alone are not enough on a night like this.
Leave your thoughts on the election returns, blowguns, or antidisestablismentarianism in the comments below.