The above was posted by Reddit user Ballchyn to the r/Knives subreddit. The comments there are entertaining, and frankly it seemed like something I wanted to tee up for you all to crush. So have at it guys.
Personally, I am of the camp that believes that the more things you try to cram onto one tool, the less well it does at any one of the tasks. I can’t imagine it balances well as a knife, the handle is upside down and out-of-place for a strainer, and if you aren’t careful you could stab your buddy if you slip opening your beer.