Irresponsible Knife Owner Of The Day: Jason Voorhees Wanna-Be

Image courtesy WikipediaHow many times was Jason killed off in the Friday The 13th saga? Too many to count (unless you’re a total slasher-flic fanatic) but apparently not enough. Now some a__hole wants people to think that Jason is alive and well, in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. A woman answered her door at 1:50 a.m. Sunday morning (ignoring one of the cardinal rules of horror-suspense films, BTW) and came F2F with an unconvincing Jason Voorhees impersonator. Unconvincing, except for the knife he threatened her with; that part was pretty convincing.

From the Lehigh Valley Morning Call:

This may have been a Halloween prank, but the fun could be over if police find out who’s behind it.

A Lower Macungie Township woman answered a knock on her door at 1:50 a.m. Sunday to find a man wearing a white mask similar to the one worn by serial killer “Jason” in the “Friday the 13th” horror movie series.

The man was holding a large knife. He “pointed and motioned the knife” toward the woman, said several things and then fled, state police at Fogelsville said.

…The suspect is described as a black man between 6 feet and 6-feet-4-inches tall weighing about 230 pounds. He had short black hair and was wearing a dark-colored jumpsuit. Police said he left in a green sedan with three other men.

This guy is clearly an amateur, because Jason isn’t African-American, and he always works alone.




  1. jwm says:

    Fvck me. Who opens a door at 1.50 am without knowing who’s there? If this story is true, this woman is to stupid to live. 2 people in this story deserve the Darwin award. The lady and the soon to be bullet riddled Jason wannabe.

  2. Aharon says:

    A woman simply answers her door at 2AM without first seeking to find out who is outside? Really? Is she a college student or a low-IQ gene-pool reject? It is of course her word that the knife was real. Irresponsible sheeple of the day: the woman who answered the door.

  3. Paul B says:

    If the sheep never see a wolf they don’t know what hit them when the wolf shows up. Clueless would be another word you could use.

  4. Mark Davis says:

    Woah… lighten up guys. Lotta victim blaming goin on here. She may be dummer than a bag of rocks, or she may have been expecting her boy freind after he finished his shift at Applebees. Or she may have had been carrying a handgun when she opened the door (which would explane why the guy ran off, instead of going full Friday the 13th). There’s a lot of stupid people out there, but I’m not going to automatically assume this women is one of them.

    1. Aharon says:

      Even opening the door at 3am while holding a handgun without first safely demanding to know who is outside is dumb. It is also dumb to ass-u-me that the person outside is someone you know and are expecting.

      She might not even be a victim and might have actually made up the entire event for the attention or another reason. It has happened before and will happen again.

      A couple years ago, in southern California, a woman who headed up the local VA hospital therapy department claimed that she was assaulted in her home during the late afternoon. It turned out to be a ploy to get her husband to agree to move to a new neighborhood. She lost her job and her husband.

  5. Duncan Idaho says:

    Maybe it’s the result of post-waking grog. Y’know, the fellow hits the wrong address, mumbles “several things” (maybe apologies) and then leaves with his friends.

    Just a thought. But seriously, who the hell answers the door to that unless they think they can compete in the ensuing “You think that’s a knife?” contest?

  6. Paul B says:

    One would assume a look through the peep hole should solve the question about who is knocking at my door.

    If I saw a guy that big holding a knife all conversations and following shots would be through the door, not its opening.


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