Troll Level: Master – Anytown for Knife Safety

Everytown for Knife Safety

In the great meme war between the hoplophobes versus those who wish to keep their naturally-derived and Constitutionally-enshrined right to bear the edged tools of your choosing, there exists a true keyboard warrior. I am referring to the master of snark that is behind the Facebook page “Anytown for Knife Safety“.

Riffing off the Nanny-Bloomberg-funded “Everytown for Gun Safety” they make parodies of the ubiquitous and supposedly “rational” sounding quote-memes. But the thing is, they illustrate the inane nature of these sanctimonious lectures from the left.

If you are not one of those who have ditched Facebook, Anytown for Knife Safety is worth a follow.

I haven’t locked down the veracity of that last one. But if you look at the phrasing “in a country I love” and it could well be from an interview for a UK audience.

But remember. Everytown for Knife Safety is not going to be silenced.


  1. dph says:

    Hard to tell if it is satire at times, but all in all hilarious. Troll level-Master indeed.
    Also, not that it has anything to do with this post other than it’s a knife, I just received my Kershaw Dividend in M390 and all I can say is wow. Shaving sharp out of the box and so thin. Now they need to make one with some carbon fiber scales.

  2. Murry Daniels says:

    You may be calling it satire, but this is the fake we’ve been talking about. These memes are being spread, through ignorance and naiveté, as real news only for the purpose of creating division and fear of an evil liberal government that’s coming to take your knives.

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Troll Level: Master – Anytown for Knife Safety

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